Yes, you. Not him, nor her, but you. I want you to look at yourself right now and ask yourself this deep, penetrating question that will rock your very existence. Are you ready for the question? I don't think you are. Maybe. You must first prove your worth by reaching this part of the post. Congratulations, you are ready for the question. The question is: "Are you watching me? NO?!?!? Well clickity clack that watch button before I waste more of your time."
If you did not clickty clack that watch button, read the below passage:
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